Unanimous Delivers

It’s like the Chipotle of Pizza.

videohall:

The fastest way to tie a tie

Someone tell @mylittleties to put this trick on his website.

p1kenobi:

balladoftarby:

I’m literally just spaghetti-ing everywhere right now ‘cause i’m in a fucking animation aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You finally saw it!

Well, at least that particle opening ceremonies worked. XD

thefreelioness:

The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 

via Vice:

What the person running the Twitter account probably failed to realize is that most people’s interactions with the cops fall into a few categories:

1. You are talking to them to get help after you or someone you knew was robbed, beaten, murdered, or sexually assaulted.

2. You are getting arrested. 

3. You are getting beaten by the police.

In category 1, you are probably not going to be like, “Oh, let me take a selfie with you fine officers so I can remember this moment,” and the other two categories are not things that the NYPD would like people on social media talking about. Additionally, the people who use Twitter a lot (and who aren’t Sonic the Hedgehog roleplayers) are the type who love fucking with authority figures. In any case, #myNYPD quickly became a trending topic in the United States, largely because people were tweeting and retweeting horrific images of police brutality perpetrated by New York City cops.

Oops

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do.

Jesus fucking Christ, when did food fight become a thing?

l-cardenas-draws:

A Tribute to Studio GAINAX and Studio Trigger.

Thanks for all the really weird and awesome anime!

Can’t not

Found Ohad

Ah shit, missed the bus again

Ah shit, missed the bus again

Ok so the @JetBlue wifi on this plane only works with non-SSL web pages & services. Tumblr works fine but Twitter, Facebook, Gmail, Google Maps, and anything people I know uses is totally out. I mean I understand blocking YouTube or Skype, but fucking email? Seriously? And I mean I can play Tumblr and Vine videos so don’t tell me bandwidth.

Blue, I love you baby, but you got some kinks to work out.

justwithmyvoice:

game of the year

superhappy:

yousuckthecomic:

The cover!
back the kickstarter

reblog for the day crowd
also, this cover was influenced by this Kat Dennings quote which you’ve probably seen on your dashboard a few times

This book is not yet {R}ated

superhappy:

yousuckthecomic:

The cover!

back the kickstarter

reblog for the day crowd

also, this cover was influenced by this Kat Dennings quote which you’ve probably seen on your dashboard a few times

This book is not yet {R}ated

豆しば 3/20: Peanut

WTF IS THIS? and why does it have talking food in it? and why is the food only spouting creepy factoids.

popstronomy:

Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey - Part 4

Cosmos 1978 
"Dude! We’ve been on the freaking moon! Let’s not blow ourselves up, there’s a whole galaxy out there to discover."

Cosmos 2014 
"Do you have any idea how far we’ve come since sacrificing people and animals to ensure good crops? Do you have any idea how much further we can go?"

a-muse-party:

M’pony.

OH GOD! I just realized .. a pony in a fedora? 
That’s it man, game over. GAME OVER!

a-muse-party:

M’pony.

OH GOD! I just realized .. a pony in a fedora? 

That’s it man, game over. GAME OVER!